Saturday, April 30, 2005

Dr. Frankenstein's Got Nothing on Me

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When we organized the house a few weeks ago, I took all the random TTC items lying around the bathroom and made a Crotch Science Kit. Here's a guide to the contents:

A - Cheap Internet tests
B - Name brand tests, in case A don't work
C - clock for timing tests. Also useful as a reminder of just how long all this is taking....
D - Cups for peeing into. There's something deeply wrong about peeing on a dinosaur (unless it's Barney). But that was what was available.
E - Turkey baster. For those times when you need to baste a turkey in the bathroom. Well, in our house, a Tofurkey(TM).
F & G - mirror and light for examining cervix with speculum. Yeah, right! Tried that exactly once. Notice that there is no "H" for speculum.


  • Okay, you got me. What on earth did you actually use the turkey baster for?

    By Blogger Emilin, at 8:57 PM  

  • We buy our sperm at Costco.

    By Blogger Jen, at 9:27 AM  


    By Anonymous Julie, at 10:43 AM  

  • We take our sperm to Costco. Is that similar?

    By Blogger Emilin, at 10:31 AM  

  • Wow, so you mean I might be buying some of your sperm? That would make the news, eh? Lesbian impregnanted with lesbian sperm - more at 11!

    Tell me how you produce sperm and I'll let Cait know...

    By Blogger Jen, at 1:44 PM  

  • Five Easy Steps!

    1. Find a man who doesn't have a car.
    2. Take him to Costco.
    3. Make dinner for him.
    4. Giggle, blush, and hand him a jar.

    By Blogger Emilin, at 3:52 PM  

  • I am scared of that Baster... I so hope it is a joke LOL... :)

    By Anonymous Chloe, at 3:41 PM  

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