You asked for it; you got it. The whole gory insemination-psycho-family-graduation-wedding story is now available. But if you've never noticed before, we'll warn you. We're not capable of tight, spare prose. Would that we were paid by the word, like Dickens. So grab yourself some fortifying snacks, make sure you're in a COMFY chair, and tell the kids to get their own damn dinner. You'll be reading for a while.
For those who don't like scrolling or spoilers, here are links in chronological order:The BeginningA DiversionHow SperMusical Are You?We Now Resume Our Regularly Scheduled ProgramBut Wait, There's More!