*Bitch Quotient Pregnancy Test
(no, she’s not raging at me, but trust me, you don’t want to tell her you’re OUT of coffee oreo ice cream or dare to TURN LEFT in front of her.)
Important disclaimer: No pregnancy tests were used in the writing of the post. All talk of testing and test results is purely speculative. By no means should anything in this post be taken seriously or assumed to mean anything. Actual test results will be reported only after an official, well-timed pregnancy test on a day yet to be determined by the authors.