Giving the Child Reasons to Hate Us...
Last night I was a little harder to please. I started poking at Jen's belly.
"Hey, kid! Wake up and play with me! C'mon!"
THWACK! Harpo's reply made Jen's belly bounce.
Jen joined in the game. Poke, poke...
I could almost hear the kid: "Dammit mother, leave me alone! I'm tryin' to sleep in here!"
Needless to say, I fell asleep happy.