That's nothing--if you run Google ads they crawl your posts for hints as to what your readers might buy and change the ads accordingly. I just recently wrote about my children being lactose-intolerant and the next day all was "Eat all the dairy you want if you take XX" or "Lactose-free baby formula" or "End your gas and indigestion with our product." Dance for me, Google monkeys...I'm tempted to start posting random b.s. just to see what they'd come back with.
I get all sorts of hits from pervs because of my posts about bre*sts and my ONE mention of B*stiality! They don't stay long, though, once they realize they have been misled.
We have both known for as long as we can remember that we wanted to have kids. We decided to start down the road to parenthood about three years ago, beginning with research. In May of 2004 we began inseminating, and in July, we hit the jackpot. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a partial molar pregnancy, and we endured a miscarriage, followed by months of medical treatment, monitoring, and frustration. We began trying to conceive again in May 2005 (against our doctor's advice). We were lucky to get pregnant again in July. Despite our fears and worries, this pregnancy went smoothly and ended with a wonderful home birth and a beautiful baby girl. A new chapter begins....
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By Cait, at 11:05 AM
Funny!
The best one to my site recently was "dairy + falt stomach" -- who knew my made-up-word for fake salt would generate hits???
By Anonymous, at 12:59 PM
That's nothing--if you run Google ads they crawl your posts for hints as to what your readers might buy and change the ads accordingly. I just recently wrote about my children being lactose-intolerant and the next day all was "Eat all the dairy you want if you take XX" or "Lactose-free baby formula" or "End your gas and indigestion with our product." Dance for me, Google monkeys...I'm tempted to start posting random b.s. just to see what they'd come back with.
By Anonymous, at 2:42 PM
I get all sorts of hits from pervs because of my posts about bre*sts and my ONE mention of B*stiality! They don't stay long, though, once they realize they have been misled.
By Trista, at 2:58 PM
Ok, some questions and comments:
1) Liza, was that a typo search or is "falt" real and you just lucked in on it?
2) "Dance for me, Google monkeys"
HAHAHAHAHA.... roflmao!
3) Trista, the "sp*rm sha*k"ers don't stick around either, but they constitute an annoying percentage of search hits.
By Jen, at 3:13 PM
I keep getting the "lonely wife pics" search. Trying to figure out where THAT came from!
And thanks for the laugh. Needed that!! Still dealing with sp*rm drama!
By Blondie, at 12:53 PM
That's hilarious! None of mine have been very funny.
By Anonymous, at 10:59 AM
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