Good things come to those who... urinate
"Yes," I said, thinking she was going to tell me how good it was for the baby's health. Instead, she asked another question: "Do you want a breast pump?"
I needed both hands to pick up my jaw and return it to its rightful place, but I got it together and murmured, "Yes, yes, that would be great." And without further ado, she reached under her desk and pulled out a Pump In Style. Just like that.
Made my day!