Props to Liza
for this one. And thanks for the snort of laughter it brought me.
- Ideally, Jen should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
- Jen has three eyelids.
- Reindeer like to eat Jen.
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Jen!
- You can tell if Jen has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
- If you break Jen, you will get seven years of bad luck!
- An average beaver can cut down Jen every year!
- Astronauts get taller when they are in Jen.
- Jen once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
- Jen can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!