Thursday, January 26, 2006

What DID we do before the Internet?

Props to Liza for this one. And thanks for the snort of laughter it brought me.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jen!

  1. Ideally, Jen should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  2. Jen has three eyelids.
  3. Reindeer like to eat Jen.
  4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Jen!
  5. You can tell if Jen has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  6. If you break Jen, you will get seven years of bad luck!
  7. An average beaver can cut down Jen every year!
  8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Jen.
  9. Jen once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
  10. Jen can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
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8 Comments:

  • Wow, this a weird one. My answers ranged from the very obscene(The average human spends about 30 days of their life in Julie) to the very bizarre (Scientists have discovered that Julie can smell the presence of autism in children!) And as someone who has taught autistic children, I can assure you that the latter is not true!
    PS- Congrats on passing the GD test!

    By Blogger lagiulia, at 4:14 PM  

  • *grin* Thank you!

    I wish I could be stored on my side at 55 degrees!

    Sadly, I'm ALWAYS too warm these days, and 10 minutes on my side has me refluxing and cranky.

    By Anonymous Liza, at 4:54 PM  

  • snorting along with you........and so sorry about the reindeer.......

    By Blogger deanna, at 8:52 PM  

  • can not BELIEVE you lost that Dolly contest!

    By Blogger Calliope, at 8:15 AM  

  • Ten Top Trivia Tips about Harpo!
    1. Europe is the only continent that lacks Harpo!
    2. Scientists have discovered that Harpo can smell the presence of autism in children.
    3. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Harpo.
    4. Harpo is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
    5. Harpo is born white; its pink feathers are caused by pigments in its typical diet of shrimp!
    6. It is impossible to fold Harpo more than seven times!
    7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Harpo every year.
    8. Harpo is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
    9. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Harpo.
    10. Harpo has a memory span of three seconds.

    By Blogger Cait, at 9:18 PM  

  • 1. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Cait!
    2. Caitology is the study of Cait.
    3. A thimbleful of Cait would weigh over 100 million tons.
    4. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Cait!
    5. Some birds use Cait to orientate themselves during migration.
    6. Cait will often glow under UV light.
    7. Cait is the sacred animal of Thailand.
    8. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Cait.
    9. Cait can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
    10. Cait can not regurgitate.

    By Blogger Cait, at 9:24 PM  

  • i think is it pretty cool that cait can glow. how DO you do that!?

    By Blogger instamom, at 12:25 PM  

  • Yeah, the glowing has always been a bit of a talent of mine.

    I was happy to get the reminder that Harpo cannot be folded more than seven times, as I might be tempted to try for eight. Also pleased to have the warning about those pink feathers. Otherwise I might have been a little frightened.

    By Blogger Cait, at 1:07 PM  

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