Been There, Done That
...went to the bathroom at the doctor's office (twice)
...used the lavatory in Home Depot
...inspected the facilities at Ikea (two times)
...visited the ladies' room at the cafe where we had lunch
....powdered my nose at Whole Foods.
I'll let you guess what was the first thing I did when we returned home.
Not counting when we got home, that's SEVEN TIMES in about five hours, people.