Tuesday, November 13, 2007

$%&%$* Coke Machine Is Empty

That is all I have to say.


  • that is totally unacceptable. I was the only person in my whole firm who protested when our machine was removed from the basement - and replaced with a rack of $&^*&(&&^$ herb &()()(^^*%*$^% teas.
    do you do full fat coke or the other kind? If one more person tells me that Diet Coke is full of neurotoxins, that person is going to find a nicecoldicecold can shoved where the sun don't shine. I try not to drink more than two a day but it is one of my few remaining vices and I am nto about to give it up.
    Alison (mamacita) - not really anonymous! not like that other dimwit...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:29 PM  

  • hold on. the day is almost over. Think of how good that coke is going to taste once you get home.
    be strong, grasshopper!

    By Anonymous calliope, at 4:06 PM  

  • We only have Pepsi machines at work, which I think is much worse. At least you have the HOPE of Diet Coke. :o)

    By Blogger Heather, at 11:03 AM  

  • I just came back from the soda machine in our office and I read your post.
    I also kicked the sh*t out of our machine.
    Diet Coke is sold out. The only thing available is caffine free.
    I thought I would SETTLE for a Diet Pepsi and the machine isn't taking dollar bills.
    And they want me to being a productive worker in such an environment.

    By Blogger Holly, at 1:46 PM  

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