How to Make Yourself Crazy
2. Test too early.
3. Test too often.*
4. Don't listen to friends who tell you to put down the crack pipe. (Sorry, Em.)
The only good thing is that the partial molar pregnancy pretty much gives me free access to betas on demand. Guess where I'll be this morning?
Blood has been drawn; waiting has commenced. (This ENTIRE process is nothing but waiting!!!) Now, by the way, I am nauseous. Not pregnant nauseous. Anxious nauseous. I can tell the difference.
And my eager friends, keep your pants on. :) I won't hear ANYTHING before 2:00, more likely 3:00. And I won't be posting until I've had a chance to talk with Cait, who has the great good fortune (not!) to be taking Praxis I today between 12:30-5:30. Hopefully, she'll finish early. I will share news as soon as we both know.
What was that Einstein said about time? Its speed decreases exponentially the closer you get to beta results? The last hour is killing me....
*No, we won't tell you how many. In the collection, however, there are more starkly negative and more recent tests than there are with veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery faint lines.