Drama Update

Sperm: still missing - probably the fault of the RE's office. not sure how to proceed. quite pissed.

Sister: back at school. graduating. probably still boinking drama teacher.

Drama teacher: still employed. don't ask me, talk to my mother.

Mother: still kinda crazy.

Beta: still zero

Cola additction: under control - down to 1 or less per week. thanks for all the tips you shared! i tried most of them at one point or another.

Pyrex bowl: still wonderful!