Needy
Google my first name and the word "needs" and you will find out that Jennifer needs...
1. a cold shower!
2. time to heal.
3. to make a video
4. a tutor who can help a client with their Probability Exam in theSomerville area
5. prayers for steanth to reslove many problem thank you [and maybe an editor.]
A tip of the pixel to Liza and Trista, who pointed me in this silly direction! (I gotta say, I was a bit disappointed that the combination of J.Lo and Aniston didn't come up with anything better than these!)
Edited to add that Cait apparently needs:
1. a diet*
2. some fluids
3. a bit of inspiring right now
4. help with this AND could really use the help of the Senators [!!]
5. a woman she can talk with.
Geez, Cait, it ain't THAT bad!
*Not funny. Recovered anorexics DO NOT need diets.
1. a cold shower!
2. time to heal.
3. to make a video
4. a tutor who can help a client with their Probability Exam in theSomerville area
5. prayers for steanth to reslove many problem thank you [and maybe an editor.]
A tip of the pixel to Liza and Trista, who pointed me in this silly direction! (I gotta say, I was a bit disappointed that the combination of J.Lo and Aniston didn't come up with anything better than these!)
Edited to add that Cait apparently needs:
1. a diet*
2. some fluids
3. a bit of inspiring right now
4. help with this AND could really use the help of the Senators [!!]
5. a woman she can talk with.
Geez, Cait, it ain't THAT bad!
*Not funny. Recovered anorexics DO NOT need diets.
posted by Jen at
5:30 PM
8 Comments:
At least you don't need...
(Claire needs) "A visit to the bunny planet"
Great blog!
By
Anonymous, at 6:14 PM
Yeah, mine came up with "Kate needs more than a Glad bag of coke for an evening"
By
Blondie, at 10:17 PM
This is funny. I apparantly need:
1) Enlightenment
2)Support
3)a Family
4) Receipts
5) the Committee's input
6) A very specific learning environment
HUH??!
By
Anonymous, at 10:48 PM
Oh, God, Kate, YOU WIN!!!
By
Jen, at 10:11 AM
I think you win with the delightful line of spelling errors!
By
Anonymous, at 10:24 AM
Apparently, Andrea needs
--some help coming up with stalker songs
--to take a bus to the airport
--a lot of special care
--a makeover
I think I'm worse off than Cait!
Congrats on the whooshing Harpo!
By
Anonymous, at 12:07 PM
ooo - it seems, I need a root canal, some prayers, and to find some lost loved ones from Katrina. eek.
And no, recovered anorexics (and bulemics inclided) do NOT need diets!
By
Shelli, at 1:23 PM
This is hysterical! I need:
1) Jenny's help
2) To apologise
3) having been dead for 300 years, I need to move on....
4) To rest between very strenuous activities
5) A partner in crime
6) A table lamp (at last, something more prosaic)
By
Anonymous, at 4:29 PM
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