Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Needy

Google my first name and the word "needs" and you will find out that Jennifer needs...

1. a cold shower!
2. time to heal.
3. to make a video
4. a tutor who can help a client with their Probability Exam in theSomerville area
5. prayers for steanth to reslove many problem thank you [and maybe an editor.]

A tip of the pixel to Liza and Trista, who pointed me in this silly direction! (I gotta say, I was a bit disappointed that the combination of J.Lo and Aniston didn't come up with anything better than these!)

Edited to add that Cait apparently needs:

1. a diet*
2. some fluids
3. a bit of inspiring right now
4. help with this AND could really use the help of the Senators [!!]
5. a woman she can talk with.

Geez, Cait, it ain't THAT bad!

*Not funny. Recovered anorexics DO NOT need diets.

8 Comments:

  • At least you don't need...
    (Claire needs) "A visit to the bunny planet"

    Great blog!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:14 PM  

  • Yeah, mine came up with "Kate needs more than a Glad bag of coke for an evening"

    By Blogger Blondie, at 10:17 PM  

  • This is funny. I apparantly need:
    1) Enlightenment
    2)Support
    3)a Family
    4) Receipts
    5) the Committee's input
    6) A very specific learning environment

    HUH??!

    By Anonymous Rebecca, at 10:48 PM  

  • Oh, God, Kate, YOU WIN!!!

    By Blogger Jen, at 10:11 AM  

  • I think you win with the delightful line of spelling errors!

    By Anonymous Liza, at 10:24 AM  

  • Apparently, Andrea needs
    --some help coming up with stalker songs
    --to take a bus to the airport
    --a lot of special care
    --a makeover
    I think I'm worse off than Cait!

    Congrats on the whooshing Harpo!

    By Anonymous Andrea, at 12:07 PM  

  • ooo - it seems, I need a root canal, some prayers, and to find some lost loved ones from Katrina. eek.

    And no, recovered anorexics (and bulemics inclided) do NOT need diets!

    By Blogger Shelli, at 1:23 PM  

  • This is hysterical! I need:
    1) Jenny's help
    2) To apologise
    3) having been dead for 300 years, I need to move on....
    4) To rest between very strenuous activities
    5) A partner in crime
    6) A table lamp (at last, something more prosaic)

    By Anonymous Tamsin (nismat on FF), at 4:29 PM  

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